i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old
people who say they’re into BBC stuff but they don’t even know this smooth operator
let me do the way of the warrior
*lies in the sun for 5 mins*
wheres my tan
"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."
Every person to their own ship, everyone just sail freely on this giant ocean we call tumblr and let’s all live in harmony and respect each other’s ship with or without cannon. And maybe meet some fucking mermaids.
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”